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Funny Retirement Plan Flamingo T-Shirt for Women - Tropical Villa Quote Tee

Sale price $24.95
Style: Comfort Colors Tee
Color: Ivory
Size: S

Size Chart

FlamingoAholic - Apparel Size Chart

Shoulder Width: Measure between the shoulder seams measured straight across the back.

Chest Width: Measure flat across chest from seam under each arm.

Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.

Body Length: Measure from the high point of the shoulder from the back.

Sleeve Length: Measure between the tip of the shoulder to the opening of the sleeve.

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A. Unisex Tee

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34  30

 

B. Unisex Sweatshirt

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32

C. Unisex Hoodie

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 32 29
4XL 33 32

 

D. Unisex Tank Top

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
XS 26 16
S 27 18
M 28 20
L 29 22
XL 30 24
2XL 31 26

E. Youth Tee

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
XS 20 16
S 22 17
M 23 18
L 25 19
XL 26 20

 

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Funny Retirement Plan Flamingo T-Shirt for Women - Tropical Villa Quote Tee

Funny Retirement Plan Flamingo T-Shirt for Women - Tropical Villa Quote Tee

Fran's Ultimate Retirement Dream Tee

Fran, darling, we found your official uniform! Forget dusty savings accounts-this hilarious tropical graphic tee features a relaxed flamingo on a pool float, laying out the only retirement plan that matters: moving into the kids’ “Tropical Villa,” ordering room service, and absolutely refusing to lift a finger. This pastel sage green tee is the perfect, soft, lived-in garment for living that luxury fit life, starting now.

Why This is the Perfect Gift

  • Sassy & Relatable Humor: The quote is instantly recognizable and guaranteed to get a laugh from every parent, especially those who love flamingos!
  • Vintage Comfort Feel: The graphic features a vibrant pink flamingo illustration paired with soft, muted background colors (like the sage green shown) for that trendy, high-quality aesthetic.
  • Vacation Ready: The ultimate beach or resort shirt. Just add sunshine, sunglasses, and maybe a cocktail!
  • The Ideal 'Mom' Gift: The perfect tropical gift for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or just because she deserves the best retirement (even if it’s years away).

Product Details

This vibrant, funny flamingo design is available on our most popular garment styles. Choose the fit that makes you feel like you're already retired!
Available Styles & Specs:
  • Standard Unisex T-Shirt (Gildan 5000): The classic choice. 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Ash/Heather colors contain poly). Medium weight (5.3 oz), classic unisex fit. Features: Seamless rib neck, double-needle stitching, tearaway label.
  • Premium Comfort Colors Tee (1717): The vintage vibe. 100% Ring Spun US Cotton. Heavyweight (6.1 oz), garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel (as pictured). Features: Relaxed fit, topstitched collar, no shrinkage.
  • Unisex Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): Cozy & Versatile. 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester. Heavy blend (8 oz), air combed yarn for reduced pilling.
  • Unisex Hoodie (Gildan 18500): Ultimate Comfort. 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester. Heavy blend (8 oz). Features: Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord, kangaroo pouch pocket.
  • General Care: Machine wash inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron decoration.

How to Style Your Flamingo Vibe

This tee pairs perfectly with casual comfort. Wear the Comfort Colors option rolled at the sleeves (as shown) with denim shorts for a relaxed summer look. The humorous graphic means it’s perfect for family gatherings, tropical vacation photos, or just lounging at home while planning your move into the kids' villa.

Complete the Look

Don't let the kids forget your accessories! Match your retirement vibe with other flamingo must-haves:
  • Drinkware (Perfect for that poolside martini!)
  • Accessories (Check out our Car Accessories for the trip to the villa.)
  • Legging (Maximum comfort for demanding room service.)
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