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Hilarious Flamingo Quote T-Shirt - I'm Not Old WD-40 Funny Graphic Tee for Women

Sale price $24.95
Style: Comfort Colors Tee
Color: Ivory
Size: S

Size Chart

FlamingoAholic - Apparel Size Chart

Shoulder Width: Measure between the shoulder seams measured straight across the back.

Chest Width: Measure flat across chest from seam under each arm.

Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.

Body Length: Measure from the high point of the shoulder from the back.

Sleeve Length: Measure between the tip of the shoulder to the opening of the sleeve.

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A. Unisex Tee

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34  30

 

B. Unisex Sweatshirt

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32

C. Unisex Hoodie

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 32 29
4XL 33 32

 

D. Unisex Tank Top

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
XS 26 16
S 27 18
M 28 20
L 29 22
XL 30 24
2XL 31 26

E. Youth Tee

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
XS 20 16
S 22 17
M 23 18
L 25 19
XL 26 20

 

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Hilarious Flamingo Quote T-Shirt - I'm Not Old WD-40 Funny Graphic Tee for Women

Hilarious Flamingo Quote T-Shirt - I'm Not Old WD-40 Funny Graphic Tee for Women

The Official Uniform for "Mechanically Maintained" Women

Fran, darling, we understand. Life doesn't stop after 40, but sometimes the joints get a little squeaky! This charmingly sassy flamingo is here to declare your true status: You're not old, you're just a classic model requiring high-grade maintenance. Drenched in vibrant coral pinks and cool teal tropical leaves, this relaxed-fit tee is guaranteed to bring belly laughs wherever you wear it, whether you're relaxing on the couch or heading out for a coffee.

Why This is the Perfect Birthday (or Any Day) Gift

  • The Ultimate Age Joke: The viral “I’m Not Old, I Need WD-40 and Duct Tape” quote perfectly captures that mid-life charm and humor.
  • Sassy Style: Features a glamorous flamingo reclined on a chaise, complete with cool sunglasses and lush tropical foliage.
  • Perfect for Fran: The slightly oversized cut (especially the Comfort Colors option shown) and super-soft fabric make it ideal for relaxing or running errands in supreme comfort and style.
  • Ready to Gift: The best funny gift for a mom, sister, or friend celebrating another magnificent lap around the sun.

Product Details & Style Options

This design is available across four exceptional garment styles, ensuring you get the fit and feel you love, from a classic lightweight tee to a cozy hoodie:
  • Standard Unisex T-Shirt (Gildan 5000): The classic choice. 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Ash/Heather colors contain poly). Medium weight (5.3 oz), seamless rib neck, and double-needle stitching for everyday durability.
  • Premium Comfort Colors Tee (1717): The vintage vibe (as shown in image). 100% Ring Spun US Cotton. Heavyweight (6.1 oz), garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel and a relaxed fit. No shrinkage concerns.
  • Unisex Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): Cozy & Versatile. 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester heavy blend (8 oz), with air combed yarn for reduced pilling.
  • Unisex Hoodie (Gildan 18500): Ultimate Comfort. 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester heavy blend (8 oz), featuring a double-lined hood and convenient kangaroo pouch pocket.
Care: Machine wash inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron decoration.

How to Style Your Flamingo Vibe

This tee pairs perfectly with capris, light-wash denim, or comfy leggings for your everyday adventures. It's ideal for casual get-togethers, family barbecues, or as the centerpiece of your next funny birthday celebration outfit. Tip: Layer the Comfort Colors option under a light cardigan for a relaxed, slightly elevated look, or wear the matching hoodie for cool tropical evenings.

Complete the Look

Need more ways to celebrate life's little fixes? Complete your collection with matching items:
  • Drinkware – Pair your tee with a hilarious flamingo tumbler.
  • Wood Signs – Find more funny flamingo home decor quotes.
  • Gifts Under 20$ – Perfect small gifts for flamingo lovers.
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