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Hilarious Pole Dancing Flamingo T-Shirt - Funny Age Joke Gift for Women & Mom

Sale price $24.95
Style: Comfort Colors Tee
Color: Ivory
Size: S

Size Chart

FlamingoAholic - Apparel Size Chart

Shoulder Width: Measure between the shoulder seams measured straight across the back.

Chest Width: Measure flat across chest from seam under each arm.

Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.

Body Length: Measure from the high point of the shoulder from the back.

Sleeve Length: Measure between the tip of the shoulder to the opening of the sleeve.

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A. Unisex Tee

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34  30

 

B. Unisex Sweatshirt

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32

C. Unisex Hoodie

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 32 29
4XL 33 32

 

D. Unisex Tank Top

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
XS 26 16
S 27 18
M 28 20
L 29 22
XL 30 24
2XL 31 26

E. Youth Tee

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
XS 20 16
S 22 17
M 23 18
L 25 19
XL 26 20

 

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Hilarious Pole Dancing Flamingo T-Shirt - Funny Age Joke Gift for Women & Mom

Hilarious Pole Dancing Flamingo T-Shirt - Funny Age Joke Gift for Women & Mom

Embrace the Golden Years (and the Bathtub Safety Bar!)

Fran, let's be honest our 'pole dancing' routines look a little different these days! This hysterically relatable flamingo graphic tee captures the perfect blend of seaside style and seasoned humor. Featuring a sassy, sunglass-wearing flamingo standing next to the safety bar, this shirt is guaranteed to be the biggest hit at the next garden party or book club. It’s comfort, style, and a good giggle all rolled into one soft, cozy shirt.

Why This is the Perfect Gift

  • Iconic Flamingo Humor: Features the unforgettable quote: "At my age the only pole dancing I do is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub." It's pure, hilarious wisdom!
  • A Guaranteed Crowd-Pleaser: The ultimate gag gift or birthday shirt for that special woman (Mom, Aunt, friend) who owns her age with a wink and a smile.
  • Vibrant & Sassy Graphic: The bright pink flamingo, coupled with the teal and coral text, pops beautifully against the neutral shirt background.
  • Built for Comfort: Choose from our 4 cozy garment styles, ensuring the perfect fit and feel for relaxing, laughing, and avoiding actual pole dancing.

Product Details

This humorous design is available on four different garment styles, allowing you to choose the perfect weight and fit!
  • Standard Unisex T-Shirt (Gildan 5000) | The classic choice. 100% Preshrunk Cotton (5.3 oz), classic fit, seamless rib neck, and durable double-needle stitching.
  • Premium Comfort Colors Tee (1717) | The vintage vibe. 100% Ring Spun US Cotton (6.1 oz), garment-dyed for a supremely soft, lived-in aesthetic, and guaranteed no shrinkage.
  • 3. Unisex Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000) | Cozy & Versatile. Heavy blend (8 oz), 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester, featuring air combed yarn for reduced pilling.
  • 4. Unisex Hoodie (Gildan 18500) | Ultimate Comfort. Heavy blend (8 oz), 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester, with a double-lined hood and convenient kangaroo pouch pocket.
Care Instructions (For all Apparel): Machine wash inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the decoration.

How to Style Your Flamingo Vibe

This gag gift shirt is perfect for turning heads and starting conversations! Pair this light, neutral-colored tee with comfortable denim jeans or crisp white capris for a casual, sunny look. It makes a fantastic outfit for family gatherings, cruising trips, or lounging on the patio with a glass of iced tea. For chilly evenings, layer it under one of our cozy Sweaters options!

Complete The Look

  • Match your sense of humor with our funny graphics in the Holiday Tee collection.
  • Need more laughs? Check out coordinating items in our Drinkware section.
  • Looking for the perfect gift companion? Find smaller items in Gifts Under 20$.
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