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Hilarious Tired Flamingo Coffee T-Shirt - The Ultimate "Getting Up Program Failed" Tee

Sale price $24.95
Style: Comfort Colors Tee
Color: Ivory
Size: S

Size Chart

FlamingoAholic - Apparel Size Chart

Shoulder Width: Measure between the shoulder seams measured straight across the back.

Chest Width: Measure flat across chest from seam under each arm.

Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.

Body Length: Measure from the high point of the shoulder from the back.

Sleeve Length: Measure between the tip of the shoulder to the opening of the sleeve.

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A. Unisex Tee

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34  30

 

B. Unisex Sweatshirt

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32

C. Unisex Hoodie

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 32 29
4XL 33 32

 

D. Unisex Tank Top

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
XS 26 16
S 27 18
M 28 20
L 29 22
XL 30 24
2XL 31 26

E. Youth Tee

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
XS 20 16
S 22 17
M 23 18
L 25 19
XL 26 20

 

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Hilarious Tired Flamingo Coffee T-Shirt - The Ultimate "Getting Up Program Failed" Tee

Hilarious Tired Flamingo Coffee T-Shirt - The Ultimate "Getting Up Program Failed" Tee

Fran, We Know Your Mornings Are Hard. This Tee Gets It.

This shirt is tailor-made for those days when the coffee hasn't kicked in and your mind says "go," but your body says "nope." Featuring our perpetually exhausted, sleep-masked flamingo trying desperately to sip her morning brew, this is the perfect way to silently communicate your need for a second or third cup. It's humorous, vibrant, and incredibly relatable, especially when you feel only "27% Complete."

Why This is the Perfect Humorous Gift

  • Iconic Tired Design: Our flamingo knows the struggle! The illustration is detailed, featuring beautiful shades of coral pink, a cute teal sleep mask, and text that reads: "OKAY, MY MIND IS AWARE. MY BODY IS TRYING... LOADING... 27% COMPLETE... THE GETTING UP PROGRAM HAS FAILED. SEE YOU TUESDAY."
  • Coffee Lover Approved: If your 'Getting Up Program' frequently fails, this funny quote is the only motivation you need to make it to the coffee machine.
  • Conversation Starter: Be prepared for compliments (and nods of solidarity) when you wear this hilarious statement piece to the grocery store or the next family brunch.
  • Perfect for Fran: Designed specifically for the woman who loves her comfort, her humor, and her fabulous flock of pink feathered friends.

Product Details & Style Options

This unique flamingo graphic is available in four premium styles, ensuring you get the perfect fit and comfort level for your day (or lack thereof!):
  • Standard Unisex T-Shirt (Gildan 5000): The classic choice. 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Ash/Heather colors contain poly). Medium weight (5.3 oz), classic unisex fit. Features: Seamless rib neck, double-needle stitching.
  • Premium Comfort Colors Tee (1717): As seen in the image. The ultimate vintage vibe. 100% Ring Spun US Cotton. Heavyweight (6.1 oz), garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel. Features: Relaxed fit, topstitched collar, virtually no shrinkage.
  • Unisex Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): Cozy & Versatile. 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester. Heavy blend (8 oz), air combed yarn for reduced pilling. Features: Classic fit crewneck.
  • Unisex Hoodie (Gildan 18500): Ultimate Comfort. 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester. Heavy blend (8 oz). Features: Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord, kangaroo pouch pocket.
Care Instructions: Machine wash inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron decoration.

How to Style Your Flamingo Vibe

This shirt is your official uniform for slow starts. Pair the Comfort Colors version with soft leggings for a Sunday morning lounge session, or wear the Hoodie version over jeans for a comfortable but cheeky errand run. It’s the ideal funny work shirt for casual Friday (or any day you feel 27% complete). Don't forget to grab your largest coffee mug!

COMPLETE THE LOOK

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