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I Don't Call It Getting Old I Call It Outliving The Warranty Funny Shirt

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Style: Classic Tee
Color: Black
Size: S

Size Chart

FlamingoAholic - Apparel Size Chart

Shoulder Width: Measure between the shoulder seams measured straight across the back.

Chest Width: Measure flat across chest from seam under each arm.

Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.

Body Length: Measure from the high point of the shoulder from the back.

Sleeve Length: Measure between the tip of the shoulder to the opening of the sleeve.

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A. Unisex Tee

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34  30


B. V-Neck Tee

 inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 29.7 17.7
M 30.9 19.7
L 31.5 21.7
XL 32.3 24.4
2XL 34.3 25.2
3XL 35.2 28.7 
4XL 35.4 30.3
5XL 36.6 31.1

B. Unisex Sweatshirt

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32


C. Unisex Hoodie

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 32 29
4XL 33 32

 

D. Unisex Tank Top

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
XS 26 16
S 27 18
M 28 20
L 29 22
XL 30 24
2XL 31 26


E. Youth Tee

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
XS 20 16
S 22 17
M 23 18
L 25 19
XL 26 20

 

We hope this helps! Explore our pink-tropical flamingo collections to find the perfect piece that brings joy to your everyday style. If you have any questions, our friendly Flamingoaholic team is always here to help. 💗🌴✨

Aging Like Fine Wine (Or a Vintage Flamingo)! 🦩✨

Who says getting older means slowing down? Sometimes it just means you've survived long enough to truly enjoy the ride! This hilarious graphic tee perfectly captures the reality of aging with a massive dose of sarcasm. The design features a fabulous, confident flamingo rocking a sun hat, shades, and pearls, striking a pose among beautiful boho palm leaves. Paired with the laugh-out-loud quote, "I Don't Call It GETTING Old, I call it OUTLIVING THE Warranty," this shirt is the ultimate anthem for anyone who refuses to take their age too seriously.

Whether you are celebrating a major milestone birthday, kicking back in retirement, or just heading to a casual family get-together, this sassy graphic tee is guaranteed to spark laughs and knowing nods from everyone in your generation.

Why You’ll Love This Funny Milestone Tee

  • Hilariously Relatable: The perfect sarcastic quote for anyone who feels like their parts are officially past the manufacturer's guarantee!
  • Sassy & Stylish Design: The chic, confident flamingo and beautiful botanical aesthetic add a fun, fashionable vibe to your casual wardrobe.
  • A Great Conversation Starter: Show off your fabulous sense of humor and wear your age like a badge of honor.
  • Incredibly Comfortable: Available in premium, soft materials so you can comfortably celebrate your milestones all day long.

Product Details

This funny flamingo design is available on multiple comfortable apparel styles:

  • Standard Unisex T-Shirt (Gildan 5000): 100% preshrunk cotton (Heather colors contain polyester). Medium weight (5.3 oz) with classic unisex fit and durable double-needle stitching.
  • Premium Comfort Colors Tee (1717): Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton. Heavyweight (6.1 oz) garment-dyed fabric for a soft vintage feel and relaxed fit.
  • Unisex Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): Heavy blend 8 oz fabric made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester with classic crewneck design.
  • Unisex Hoodie (Gildan 18500): Soft cotton/poly blend hoodie with double-lined hood, adjustable drawstring, and kangaroo pocket.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash inside out with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron directly on the printed design

The Ultimate Birthday or Retirement Gift

Searching for a hilarious gift that perfectly matches their sarcastic sense of humor? This custom flamingo shirt is the absolute perfect present for a 50th, 60th, or 70th birthday party, a retirement celebration, Mother's Day, or Father's Day!
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