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I Don't Wanna Party Like It's 1999 I Wanna Buy Food And Gas Like It's 1999 Flamingo Shirt

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Style: Classic Tee
Color: White
Size: S

Size Chart

FlamingoAholic - Apparel Size Chart

Shoulder Width: Measure between the shoulder seams measured straight across the back.

Chest Width: Measure flat across chest from seam under each arm.

Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.

Body Length: Measure from the high point of the shoulder from the back.

Sleeve Length: Measure between the tip of the shoulder to the opening of the sleeve.

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A. Unisex Tee

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34  30


B. V-Neck Tee

 inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 29.7 17.7
M 30.9 19.7
L 31.5 21.7
XL 32.3 24.4
2XL 34.3 25.2
3XL 35.2 28.7 
4XL 35.4 30.3
5XL 36.6 31.1

B. Unisex Sweatshirt

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32


C. Unisex Hoodie

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 32 29
4XL 33 32

 

D. Unisex Tank Top

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
XS 26 16
S 27 18
M 28 20
L 29 22
XL 30 24
2XL 31 26


E. Youth Tee

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
XS 20 16
S 22 17
M 23 18
L 25 19
XL 26 20

 

We hope this helps! Explore our pink-tropical flamingo collections to find the perfect piece that brings joy to your everyday style. If you have any questions, our friendly Flamingoaholic team is always here to help. 💗🌴✨

Relatable Humor for Surviving Modern Living and Inflation! 🦩🥖⛽

Let's be real we’ve all looked at our grocery bills and gas receipts recently and wished for the prices of the late 90s! Our "I Don't Wanna Party Like It's 1999. I Wanna Buy Food And Gas Like It's 1999" Flamingo Shirt is the ultimate witty, sarcastic, and incredibly relatable graphic tee for anyone who loves a good laugh about the rising cost of living. Featuring a glamorous yet stunned-looking flamingo dabbing at her empty wallet with gas cans and a baguette-filled grocery bag at her feet, this hilarious artwork perfectly captures the mood of these economically wild times with a fun tropical twist.

Equally important, this comfortable apparel is perfect for casual daily errands, grocery runs, trips to the gas station, casual hangouts, or simply lounging comfortably at home. Wearing this unique, charming piece conjures up unforgettable moments of shared laughter and witty conversations. The humorous gesture of gifting this creative graphic apparel to a friend, sister, or anyone who appreciates a feisty and realistic take on adulting will undoubtedly make any casual day extra special.

PRODUCT DETAILS & MATERIAL SPECIFICATIONS:

  • Unisex T-Shirt (Gildan 5000): Classic midweight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²). Made from 100% cotton for solid colors, ensuring a soft, breathable touch for daily active wear. Features a non-stitched, classic width, rib collar, and twin-needle sleeve and bottom hems for ultimate durability.
  • Women T-Shirt (Gildan 5000L): Specially tailored with a flattering feminine fit. Made from premium 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²), featuring a narrower width, rib collar, and shorter cap sleeves for a stylish, elegant silhouette. Side-seamed construction offers an enhanced structural shape.
  • Sweater (Gildan 18000): Ultimate cozy comfort with a classic fit. Crafted from a heavy blend fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) consisting of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. Features a warm brushed interior, a durable 1x1 rib with spandex at the cuffs and waistband, and twin-needle stitching throughout.
  • Hoodie (Gildan 18500): Relaxed, stylish, and warm. Heavy blend fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester with a soft air-jet spun yarn inside to reduce pilling. Equipped with a double-lined hood, matching color drawcord, and a spacious front pouch pocket.

STYLE & FIT:

Available in a full range of sizes to suit every body type perfectly. Whether you prefer a clean, tailored women's fit or a relaxed professional casual look, our apparel line has you covered. Please consult our detailed size chart in the product images to secure your perfect fit before ordering.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for the longest life.
  • Do not iron directly on the high-quality print.
  • Do not dry clean.
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