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Sarcastic Flamingo Margarita Shirt - Funny "Holding It Together" T-Shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie for Women

Sale price $39.95
Style: Sweater
Color: White
Size: 4XL

Size Chart

FlamingoAholic - Apparel Size Chart

Shoulder Width: Measure between the shoulder seams measured straight across the back.

Chest Width: Measure flat across chest from seam under each arm.

Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.

Body Length: Measure from the high point of the shoulder from the back.

Sleeve Length: Measure between the tip of the shoulder to the opening of the sleeve.

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A. Unisex Tee

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34  30

 

B. Unisex Sweatshirt

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32

C. Unisex Hoodie

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 32 29
4XL 33 32

 

D. Unisex Tank Top

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
XS 26 16
S 27 18
M 28 20
L 29 22
XL 30 24
2XL 31 26

E. Youth Tee

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
XS 20 16
S 22 17
M 23 18
L 25 19
XL 26 20

 

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Sarcastic Flamingo Margarita Shirt - Funny "Holding It Together" T-Shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie for Women

Sarcastic Flamingo Margarita Shirt - Funny "Holding It Together" T-Shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie for Women

Relatable Relics: For the Woman Who Does It All

This hilarious and honest apparel perfectly captures the beautiful chaos of managing a busy life. Featuring a stressed but smiling flamingo, precariously balancing on a stack of books with a teacup and two bright green margaritas, it’s the unofficial uniform for the multi-tasking woman (40-65) who needs a little relief. Slip into this garment-dyed Ivory tee and let the world know that sometimes, self-care truly means a cocktail and a prayer.

Why This is the Perfect Gift

This isn't just a shirt; it's a statement. Gift this to the Mom, Grandma, or best friend who truly deserves a laugh (and maybe a vacation).
  • Ultimate Relatability: Perfect for the woman who juggles career, family, and sanity all on one wobbly leg.
  • Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to get laughs at brunch, book club, or your next neighborhood get-together.
  • Humorous Stress Relief: The best way to embrace the chaos is to wear it proudly. The vibrant pink flamingo and margarita glasses pop perfectly against the soft, cream-colored fabric.
  • The Ideal Funny Gift: An unforgettable birthday or holiday gift for women over 40 who appreciate a dose of sarcastic humor.

Product Details

This incredible design is available on four essential apparel styles, ensuring comfort and quality for every member of the flock:
  • Standard Unisex T-Shirt (Gildan 5000): The classic choice. 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Ash/Heather colors contain poly). Medium weight (5.3 oz), reliable classic unisex fit. Features: Seamless rib neck, double-needle stitching, tearaway label.
  • Premium Comfort Colors Tee (1717): Shown here in the soft Ivory color. The vintage vibe. 100% Ring Spun US Cotton. Heavyweight (6.1 oz), garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel. Features: Relaxed fit, topstitched collar, no shrinkage.
  • Unisex Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): Cozy & Versatile. 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester heavy blend (8 oz). Features: Classic fit crewneck, ribbed knit collar/cuffs with spandex, air combed yarn for reduced pilling.
  • Unisex Hoodie (Gildan 18500): Ultimate Comfort. 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester heavy blend (8 oz). Features: Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord, kangaroo pouch pocket.
General Care Instructions: Machine wash inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron decoration.

How to Style Your Flamingo Vibe

This graphic tee (or cozy sweatshirt) is made for laid-back living. Pair the Comfort Colors tee with your favorite faded denim shorts and sandals for a perfect weekend look. Heading out on a girls' trip? Toss the sweatshirt version over a pair of cozy leggings for the plane ride. Perfect for Cinco de Mayo, casual Fridays, or just making yourself giggle while running errands.

COMPLETE THE LOOK

Don't let the fun stop here pair your new favorite tee with these other FlamingoAholic best-sellers:
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