When Politeness Just Isn't Cutting It Anymore
Fran, darling, sometimes you just need to let the world know exactly what you’re thinking and this shirt does the heavy lifting for you! This gorgeous, soft dusty pink tee features a highly judgmental flamingo in sunglasses holding a magnifying glass, ready to investigate the lack of intellect around her. It’s the perfect blend of sweet Southern charm (the pink!) and straight-up, honest sarcasm (the quote!). Guaranteed to get a laugh, or at least a highly dramatic eye-roll from anyone who deserves it.
Why Fran Will Love This Attitude Tee
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Major Sassy Statement: Features the iconic, hilarious, and wonderfully rude quote: “KEEP ROLLING YOUR EYES BITCH MAYBE YOU’LL FIND A BRAIN BACK THERE.”
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Vibrant Graphic: The bold coral pink flamingo, sharp teal text, and soft bubblegum shirt color make this design truly pop and stand out from the flock.
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Perfect for Flamingo Lovers: It combines your favorite bird with your unapologetic personality a true match made in heaven.
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The Ultimate Gift: A fantastic sarcastic gift for your best friend, sister, or that coworker who simply doesn't suffer fools.
Product Details
This vibrant design is professionally printed using high-quality ink on four different garment options, allowing you to choose the perfect fit and feel for any season.
Available Styles:
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Standard Unisex T-Shirt (Gildan 5000): The classic choice. 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Ash/Heather colors contain poly). Medium weight (5.3 oz) with a seamless rib neck and classic unisex fit.
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Premium Comfort Colors Tee (1717): The vintage vibe seen in the image. 100% Ring Spun US Cotton. Heavyweight (6.1 oz), garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel. Features a relaxed fit and topstitched collar.
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Unisex Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): Cozy & Versatile. 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester. Heavy blend (8 oz) with a classic fit crewneck.
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Unisex Hoodie (Gildan 18500): Ultimate Comfort. 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester. Heavy blend (8 oz) with a double-lined hood and kangaroo pocket.
General Care: Machine wash inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron decoration.
How to Style Your Flamingo Vibe
Dress this magnificent shirt up with white capris and sandals for a summer barbecue, or keep it cozy with your favorite leggings for a Sunday full of errands (and subtle shade-throwing). This tee is powerful enough to be the focal point, requiring only simple accessories and a large glass of iced tea.
Complete The Look
Pair this level of sass with other essentials from FlamingoAholic:
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Drinkware – Because that attitude requires hydration.
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Legging – For maximum comfort when dealing with minimal brains.
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Gifts Under 20$ – Find small, sassy add-ons for the perfect bundled gift.
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