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What Day Is Today? Who Cares? I'm Retired Funny Flamingo Shirt

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Style: Classic Tee
Color: Black
Size: S

Size Chart

FlamingoAholic - Apparel Size Chart

Shoulder Width: Measure between the shoulder seams measured straight across the back.

Chest Width: Measure flat across chest from seam under each arm.

Chest: Measure across the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.

Body Length: Measure from the high point of the shoulder from the back.

Sleeve Length: Measure between the tip of the shoulder to the opening of the sleeve.

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A. Unisex Tee

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34  30


B. V-Neck Tee

 inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 29.7 17.7
M 30.9 19.7
L 31.5 21.7
XL 32.3 24.4
2XL 34.3 25.2
3XL 35.2 28.7 
4XL 35.4 30.3
5XL 36.6 31.1

B. Unisex Sweatshirt

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32


C. Unisex Hoodie

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 32 29
4XL 33 32

 

D. Unisex Tank Top

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
XS 26 16
S 27 18
M 28 20
L 29 22
XL 30 24
2XL 31 26


E. Youth Tee

inches
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
XS 20 16
S 22 17
M 23 18
L 25 19
XL 26 20

 

We hope this helps! Explore our pink-tropical flamingo collections to find the perfect piece that brings joy to your everyday style. If you have any questions, our friendly Flamingoaholic team is always here to help. 💗🌴✨

The Ultimate Uniform for the Unbothered! 🦩🍹

Say goodbye to the 9-to-5 and hello to a permanent weekend! This hilarious graphic tee perfectly captures the absolute best part of retirement: completely losing track of time. The design features a highly relaxed flamingo living their best life - lounging in a wooden beach chair while wearing a cozy bathrobe, sleep mask, and shades, all while sipping a tropical cocktail. Paired with the laugh-out-loud quote, "What Day Is Today? Who Cares? I'm Retired," this shirt is the ultimate anthem for anyone who has officially clocked out for good.

Whether you are sipping coffee on your porch at noon, heading out on a tropical cruise, or just happily rubbing your newfound freedom in the faces of your working friends, this graphic tee guarantees laughs and nods of envy.

Why You’ll Love This Funny Retirement Tee

  • Relatable Humor: The perfect sarcastic quote for anyone who no longer cares if it's Monday or Saturday!
  • Unbothered Aesthetic: The lounging flamingo in a bathrobe with a cocktail perfectly represents the ultimate "vacation mode forever" mindset.
  • A Great Conversation Starter: Warn everyone right up front that you don't know the date, and you don't care to know it!
  • Incredibly Comfortable: Available in premium, soft materials so you can comfortably do absolutely nothing all day long.

Product Details

This funny flamingo design is available on multiple comfortable apparel styles:

  • Standard Unisex T-Shirt (Gildan 5000): 100% preshrunk cotton (Heather colors contain polyester). Medium weight (5.3 oz) with classic unisex fit and durable double-needle stitching.
  • Premium Comfort Colors Tee (1717): Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton. Heavyweight (6.1 oz) garment-dyed fabric for a soft vintage feel and relaxed fit.
  • Unisex Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000): Heavy blend 8 oz fabric made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester with classic crewneck design.
  • Unisex Hoodie (Gildan 18500): Soft cotton/poly blend hoodie with double-lined hood, adjustable drawstring, and kangaroo pocket.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash inside out with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron directly on the printed design

The Perfect Retirement Gift

Searching for a fun and relatable gift to celebrate a major milestone? This sarcastic retired flamingo shirt is the absolute perfect present for retirement parties, Father's Day, Mother's Day, or to kick off their first official day of freedom!
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What Day Is Today? Who Cares? I'm Retired Funny Flamingo Shirt

What Day Is Today? Who Cares? I'm Retired Funny Flamingo Shirt